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as of May 19, 2012
Sinclair Cohen is a University of California, Santa Cruz freshman, but don't let that fool you- she's got two years of journalism under her belt, nine years of House League soccer, 12 years of public education, 16 years of being an oldest child, and 19 years of sarcasm. Some highlights of her prolific life include reading the entirety of War and Peace while on a family vacation, organizing a protest during the Saffron Revolution at Chevron’s World Headquarters in support of the protestors against the junta, working for the Obama and Garamendi campaigns, getting photographed with a French Jafar at EuroDisney, writing her memoirs (yes, already), planning a hysterically disastrous family trip to Mexico, walking the Freedom Trail in Boston with her best friend and her roommate with historically incorrect reenactments, researching the history of the unicorn, being clumsy at formal events and achieving world peace while still managing to attend all of her classes. Did she mention she occasionally sleeps, too?
While in Clark Kent mode, Sinclair dreams of being a political journalist for BBC or a Congresswoman, spending a year abroad somewhere exotically dangerous and politically exciting (thinking the Middle East, but I’m open to suggestions), publishing her memoirs, meeting Neil Gaiman and eventually inhabiting the Oval Office. Her abilities include typing, eating, reading, showering, and hanging a spoon off her nose. Also, wiggling her ears.
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